Sunday, June 27, 2010

Animal Urine


You read that right. The problem is that I have a woodchuck and he insists on eating the plants that are precious to me. My dad said he's had some recent success using animal urine but that it stinks like hell.

I think I might invest in a have-a-heart trap to make sure that this woodchuck, and subsequent woodchucks leave my black-eyed susans, sweet potato vines, beets, swiss chard, carrots and sunflowers alone.

I hate woodchucks.

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