Huh?

I got this in my mail today. A couple questions:

1. I am a Google Analytics user?

2. I am successful?

3. There is a per-cost click for my blog?

4. I can drive people towards my blog?

I had no idea about 1-3. As for 4, I thought I was only driving people away from my blog. Wow. Maybe I can write people .25 cent checks to come visit my blog. ?

Dear Google Analytics User,

As a successful Google Analytics user, you have been selected for an exclusive test to demonstrate how quickly and simply you can use Google AdWords to create text ads on Google and increase traffic to your website!

We are offering new Google AdWords customers a coupon of $100 to experience advertising with Google. Sign up now because your coupon will decrease after June 4, 2010.

• $100. For you. For free. Use it to drive potential visitors to your website. For example, if your average cost-per-click was 25 cents, $100 could help bring 400 visitors to your site.¹ Note: After June 4, 2010, your coupon drops in value to just $75.
• You only pay for success. Pay only when potential customers click on your ads. You determine your budget limit and pay nothing to place the ad on Google.
• Advertise without risk. There’s no minimum spending or commitment.* You can simply pause your ad campaign or end it. If you are impressed with the results, just continue to advertise!
• You determine where you want to advertise. Use AdWords to connect with local prospects by targeting your town, or broaden your campaign to your region, country or the world.
• Informative reports. Thanks to the complete integration of Google Analytics with Google AdWords, you can check the success of your ads at any time.

Sincerely,
The Google Analytics Team

¹Actual cost-per-click may vary significantly. Example meant to be illustrative.