Thursday, July 16, 2009

The New Phobias

I can't imagine that an image of a monkey would be tightly copyrighted, but I felt like I needed to list my current phobias:

1. Ticks
2. Bears
3. Bedbugs
4. Leftovers (of more than 48 hours of age)
5. Wild parnsips
6. Films in which animals may be harmed (artistically, not in a PETA-kind of way. I still haven't finished "Bambi" for this reason).
7. Silvio Berlusconi's Sardinian grotto and ex-Czech Prime Minister's Mirek Topolanek's penis
8. Japanese Knotweed (such a horrible name)





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